I'll Be Cloned for Christmas

I'll be cloned for Christmas, there'll be three of me. One to work, and one to shop, and one just for parties.

I’ll be cloned for Christmas,

You can count on me.

My house will sparkle, the children will shine,

Oh yes, of course, I’ll make the cookies!

It’s not enough to have one tree.

My 2,000 precious ornaments won’t fit.

I’ll be cloned for Christmas, so, I can decorate three!

Christmas Eve, I'm certain, I won't be alone; I'll be home for Christmas,

or else I'll send a clone!

I’ll be cloned for Christmas, dear,

But my therapist better have extra appointments next year.

-Stacy Sanchez